i'm batman

junkbot3000:

oh thats a death knell

sexygaywizard:

sexygaywizard:

sexygaywizard:

Getting accosted by TSA at the airport because all of my enchantments keep setting off their alarms

I keep forgetting which accessories and clothing items I’ve put hexes on, and they keep making me take things off and walk back through the scanner

Airport security is being wizardphobic because they won’t let me bring my amulet of power on the plane ://

thydungeonguy:

Personally if I was in charge of the “looking at posts” website and my business model was reliant on people looking at posts for ad revenue I would not limit the number of posts people can look at

willinghands:

expiredcheese:

ok this tag really got me

moveslikekeithrichards:

moveslikekeithrichards:

moveslikekeithrichards:

We Love Deciphering First Days Of Kindergarten Handwriting

posting this isnt even a privacy issue bc these absolutely do not spell anyones names. go ahead, try to decipher them. you cant. i know what theyre supposed to say & there is no way in Hell that information can be extracted from this

[ID: the name line at the top of 3 different worksheets. on each is written a jumble of letters and other markings, none of which spells anything and most of which is totally illegible.]

yall are killing me. everyone going “ian ian ian” nobody came close to Any of them. now that theyre no longer associated with me id like to introduce ahmad, perla, & josh

petegabriel:

asmr: peter gabriel becoming increasingly annoyed with ur shitty novice inability to catch a fucking dinosaur

thedepressionoftrees:

dildovagins2137:

hattyot:

they are performing an experiment

Valuable science is being done

were–ralph:

Where did you come from

Tumblr is my home….I never left

I left tumblr during the porn ban and now im back for no reason

Reddit Refugee

Twitter Refugee

Facebook Refugee

Some Other Site [Comment]

RB for the largest sample size this site has ever seen

thickness-protection-program:

segamascot:

No you’re not

theehorsepusssy:

Dream job

alcoholicanarchist:

alcoholicanarchist:

that photo of hunter s. thompson shooting his typewriter is such a mood

fwipination:

I think in response to Twitter, Tumblr should make it so that you can’t open any other apps on your phone until you’ve seen at least 600 posts for the day.

glutko:

cvsette:

Clicked on an article from the anthropology subreddit about loneliness and was immediately blasted into oblivion by this opening paragraph